There is always that one guy in the development department, that knows that one database that’s the coolest|smartest|sexiest technology on planet earth. It scales, has best read and write performance and lowest latency and whatever. For an use case of 2000 rows.
The practical dev nails it:
Chapter 1: Databases with cool-sounding names pic.twitter.com/b2JInDApCn
— DEV Community 👩💻👨💻 (@ThePracticalDev) November 21, 2016